nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

r/NonCredibleDefence

A defence shitposting subreddit that is somewhere between batshit insane and unfathomably based, with a diverse mix of the wackiest weapon systems/tactics you'll ever see. Some highlights include:
- wanting to blow up the Three Gorges Dam and/or the Kerch Bridge
- advocating for thermonuclear war
- horny for aircraft (especially the F-35)
- basically worship the military industrial complex (ex. Lockheed MartinLockmart and Raytheon)
- copious amounts of mockery towards the Russian war effort

I just found r/NonCredibleDefence and now I'm convinced that I must go fly to Ukraine and personally blow up the Kerch Bridge, because it'd be absolutely hilarious and probably feasible with how the Russians have been doing.

by Just Another Warcrime Tuesday August 11, 2022

Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Work Nonce

Someone who loves work too much and doesn't like going home

See he is doing overtime again the work nonce

by benji19 November 14, 2019

Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023