Nobsquach

Some who likes to sit on the couch all day, watch T.V. and eat baked potatos.
they usually are watching "Good Times."
Basicly it means u are a lame fat loser with no life.

Dude you guys remember Jon back in 3rd grade? yeah the one that was all fat. he is totaly a nobsquach now.

by Tim "the tool man" Taylor May 13, 2005

nobsack

Multi-purpose term to be used in any number of circumstances. Less harsh than dickhead. A variation on nobhead. Means scrotal sack, or scrotum, but sounds much better and gets quite addictive.

Oi nobsack, do you want a cup of tea?

or

Alright nobsack, what are you up to later?

or

Americans, what a bunch of nobsacks

by Cundyboy January 23, 2004

Nobsuck

a person who likes sucking nob Maybe a slut..or gay man

Ohh you nobsuck you!

by tittyflapssss November 29, 2010

nobscotch

An insulting work meaning an idiot or fool. Also means dirty, watery stale cum that looks like dirty whisky coloured slop. Usually ejected from an old man's wrinkly cock.

Examples: Fuck of your nobscotch your doing my head in now. Ooooh, what's all that stuff that's just come out of your cock, it looks like nobscotch.

by bradsbadluck December 5, 2014

Nobstacle

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.

Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.

by Willis McGee July 16, 2006

Nobsocket

Nobsocket: arsehole (literally, socket to put your nob/dick in).

•There are a lot of nobsockets in America (about 1/3 of the population) supporting the biggest nobsocket of them all, however most Britains know him better as the cockwomble who leads the U.S.

•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons

•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.

•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020