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nobscotch 

An insulting work meaning an idiot or fool. Also means dirty, watery stale cum that looks like dirty whisky coloured slop. Usually ejected from an old man's wrinkly cock.
Examples: Fuck of your nobscotch your doing my head in now. Ooooh, what's all that stuff that's just come out of your cock, it looks like nobscotch.
nobscotch by bradsbadluck December 5, 2014
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Hobscotch 

when two people hook-up make out etc..
Did you see Jeffrey and Heather, they've been doing some mad hobscotch.
Hobscotch by Layla Aga December 8, 2010
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nobscratch 

A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.
Look at that filthy nobscratch
nobscratch by elprza October 10, 2003

Hobscotch Hot

When someone is hot but and hullucinating.
David was hobscotch Hot yesterday
Hobscotch Hot by Cola Kid May 25, 2017

jobscotching 

marked by changing jobs usually in just a matter of a few months as a personal choice rather than necessarily being fired or laid-off; seeking to gain as much work experience as possible through many employment opportunities over short periods of time
Many millennials want to gain as much work experience as possible right out of high school or college and often resort to going from job to job or jobscotching to achieve this.
jobscotching by JJam in MT May 3, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026