nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

by shrampz March 21, 2017

nippleshot

An online dating profile pic that is just of a nipple.

Yeah, I totally swiped right on that dude whose third pic was a nippleshot.

by Barbiefun November 2, 2017

nippleshit

adjective; can be used as an insult to someone, usually not regarded as derogatory, but playful.

"Hey, ya little nippleshit, get your ass over here!"

by le chat triste July 23, 2003

nippletis

when a girl/boy uncontrollably bites your nipples until you bruise.

pizza nippletis

by alfonso_hueso May 22, 2009

nippleshoe

the new asshat..... to have a mouth so full of shit that you might actually use the word asshat.

Director Kevin Smith, who popularized the phrase asshat, is a real fucking nippleshoe.

by sanfordthefourth June 15, 2006

chocolate nipple fish

a man with a tiny black penis puts his penis on another persons nipples, pretending it is a fish on his lunch brake.

hey Jim, Cherry and I roleplayed last night. I was the legendary chocolate nipple fish and she was a naughty school girl.

by abusivecereal45 August 14, 2010

Nipplefingers

When your finger has a nipple-like bump at its tip.

Person 1: "What's up with your fingers?"
Person 2: "Nipplefingers. It's an increasingly common condition."

by Evan Danger June 4, 2009