Newb: A word used often times in l337 speak (A language used by gaming legends who believe they're godly) Newb, or Newbie if you will, is a person who tries to succeed at pwnin' and zoning, when in fact they exhibit many noobish traits. (such as sucking) When you apply the the letters S.I.C.L.E. at the end of the word newb, you have what is known as an oxymoron. This is due to the fact that a noobsicle is the lowest form of n00b, and that the word newb is in fact a positive word describing someone who is trying to turn l337.
1.)My man Newbsicle plays this game in his sleep.
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
2.)Newbsicle has been pwnin' and zoning since diapers.
3.)I wanna be like Newbsicle some day. *sigh*
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Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.
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He's such a news junkie. He won't leave for the bar until he's read all the headlines from Reuters and Al Jazeera. Then he'll read Ars Technica at the bar.
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A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.
A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.
Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"
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Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the news? Apparently they found proof that Barack Obama is an Islamic terrorist born in Kenya, and also the anti-Christ. And I found out that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer who's in cahoots with Obama to bring about the biblical end of days!"
Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."
Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."
Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"
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