The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup May 4, 2011
Get the Tissue-netting mug.Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Netfinger mug.When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 7, 2011
Get the Newting mug.by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Newtingdis mug.I am from Newington so I'll let you know how it really is. It's a suburb of Hartford, CT. It borders Hartford, New Britain, West Hartford, and a few other suburbs. The side bordering Wethersfield and Rocky Hill is the area wear all of the rich people live. The side bordering Hartford is an area of low income and not always the safest place. People get jumped a lot and sometimes other things happen. Overall, Newington is a nice place to live but if you want to live here, live on the side next to Wethersfield and Rocky Hill.
by Coorsisgreat January 3, 2014
Get the Newington mug.1. a person who resides in a living space normally reserved for clothing.
2. a person with little interest in the opposite sex unless there are no video games around
3. Someone who calls in sick to work...ALOT
2. a person with little interest in the opposite sex unless there are no video games around
3. Someone who calls in sick to work...ALOT
"That guy should come out of the closet, why is he such a Netting?"
"That girls digs you, don't be a Netting man!"
"Man, I totally pulled a Netting and didn't go to work today"
"That girls digs you, don't be a Netting man!"
"Man, I totally pulled a Netting and didn't go to work today"
by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003
Get the netting mug.1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy Expensive Items, often with little or no real value or use.
2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.
2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.
1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.
2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.
2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.
by Tyson January 27, 2003
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