by wmem May 9, 2006
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by Gary Boi November 16, 2018
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crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.
crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.
crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.
crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.
by shan-manda March 8, 2011
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by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009
Get the empty-nester mug.a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.
by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow
by beanballz February 26, 2010
Get the bird nester mug.Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.
Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.
by sundansx August 31, 2017
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by TGAP Dad December 22, 2010
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