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Depresso Espresso

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.
Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently
by CarrotCuntCasey October 24, 2018
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espresso

Espresso = Coffee Squared.

Really strong coffee served in a teeny tiny cup, meant to be drank in little sips or in one big gulp like a shot. Is also used to make Americano (or a normal coffee) by adding water, or a Cappucino or Latte by adding hot milk and froth, or a Mocha by adding chocolate powder, milk and froth.
Most coffee shops put 2 shots of espresso in any coffee, so if you like your coffee strong, ask for an extra shot, if you like it weak, ask for one less.
Andy drank a shot of espresso and had the caffine twitches for an hour.

Louise is such a wimp, she drinks grande latte's with only one shot of espresso. It's hardly worth it!
by mmmerangue March 9, 2007
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Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender
I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso
by Cellucci December 8, 2018
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hobo espresso

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!
Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!
by Castoro January 3, 2009
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espresso cookie

this crk character is a huge thirst trap. everyone simps over this mf. (including me) but just know he is trying to take you away from society.
omg bestie! i found espresso cookies thirst trap video on tiktok and now i simp for him! 😫😫😫
by kittypawzz September 12, 2021
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Depresso Espresso

A term used to describe some who is sad.
"Dude did you drink a Depresso Espresso, you look sad." Yeah my dog died."
by Toaster@meBRO September 9, 2019
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espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends
Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend
by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016
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