nested

putting toilet paper down on a public toilet seat before you put your bare ass on the seat

Before sitting on a public toilet I Nested

by Jimmy poo September 5, 2015

Play-nexted

Hostile takeover of the establishments Juke Box. Spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with shitty country music.

Some douche bag in the cowboy hat "Play-nexted" all my songs on the juke box.

by Le Shawn May 21, 2015

nexted

1. To get rid of your current date, and move on to the next date. Created from the MTV show "NEXT"

Wow, he got nexted in under a minute

by Dagnast April 29, 2005

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008

netted

(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...

NETTED!

by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008

Sky-netted

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.

The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

by TheCenterforUrbanLanguageAdv. November 14, 2010

neredity

The scientific definition of when you take the "fangirling" skills learned on Tumblr. and apply them to real life.

Ex:
Friend one: They are the freaking cutest couple. I swear to flipping Mary Mother of Taco Jesus that I will smack the personality out of her if she says no when he asks her out. He's literally loved her since second grade!
Friend Two: Hashtag NEREDITY!

OMG I can't believe that I'm fangirling in real life but they're so freaking cute together and if she says no when he asks her out I will smack the personality out of her. Wait, OMG this is just like that article I read about neredity!

by NEREDITY March 27, 2015