Newphobic

a person who Hates ANYTHING that is New whether it be new Games, New Shows, New Technology, etc.
Basically a lowlife, narrow minded individual and cannot accept change either.

Jake: Hey man do you have an Xbox Series or a Playstation 5?

Joey: Hell No dude those consoles are Hot Garbage, I prefer to play on my Xbox 360 or Playstation 3.

Jake: You're such a Newphobic piece of shit.

by PugGamer 550 August 22, 2023

Neophofie

Selfie taken from a new phone.

Hey congratulations on your new phone! Let's take a neophofie!

by Dr.AA November 7, 2021

nctphobic

An nct anti🤚🙄she is nctphobic asf😻‼️love her though

A:Does she stan nct?
B: Don't you know she's @nctphobic

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Neophonic Virgin

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).

Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."

by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

nctphobic

Secretly stans NCT but doesn't wanna admit it 😏

nctphobic is the hottest NCT anti

by ch3n1e January 31, 2021

Neophobias

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary

A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player

by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022

nophobia

The fear of nothing

I have nophobia, i fear nothing

by Maxifire32 September 23, 2022