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neither

AKA- Taint, Chode, Gooch, Etc. It's the area between your ass and either your balls or pussy, depending on your gender.
Why do you refer to your taint as a "neither". Because it's "neither" your ass or your balls.
by Avery Wellington January 4, 2008
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either-neither

either one or the other or none.
There are three men trying to woo and marry a girl. Either-neither will marry that girl.
by uttam maharjan October 15, 2011
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neither three nor four

(work) not done properly; (person) not qualified to do certain things; not decent company
He is not a proper plumber; your toilet will be neither three nor four if you let him do the plumbing for you.
by Y Zeng October 5, 2003
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma May 13, 2012
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma March 11, 2013
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