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Negliment

Negliment - "You look really nice today, you should wear make-up more often"
by TwoBobby April 17, 2017
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negligee

a loose robe, usually of a thinner fabric than a (similar) housecoat - for example cotton voile, polyester satin or nylon, with front closure by buttons or ties, and worn over a nightgown
FOR SALE: nightgown with matching negligee
by martinh1236 August 18, 2012
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negligenius

The fine line between negligence and genius.

Used primarily to describe feats of engineering or maintenence. Most often seen in cash poor, resource rich environments - developing nations being the prime example.
Our upstairs neighbour asked the landlord to replace her mouldy, disintegrating shower curtain one day while she was out. When she came home, she found a brand spanking new shower curtain hanging up, but this one was a good 20 cm too short to actually curtain the shower.

She mentioned this small, but fairly important, problem to the landlord and the next day she came home to find not a new, longer shower curtain, nor a strip of plastic stapled onto the bottom of the old one.

Instead, the shower rail had been wrenched out of its fittings and reaffixed into some holes that had been whacked into the tiles 20 centimetres lower down the wall.

Her bathroom now looked like a construction site, but she had a functional shower. That, my friends, is negligenius.
by datakid October 17, 2011
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Negligent Friendacide

The term used when a friend has been extremely busy that they haven't been able to communicate regularly with their friends.
Ashley: Hey Brittany, have you heard from Nick lately?

Brittany: He's always at work. He's totally committing negligent friendacide.
by Slikniky September 7, 2013
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choad negligent

Not paying attention to the choad area while giving a bj.
Hey, why don't you grab my choad while your giving me a bjer. You're totally being choad negligent
by Supercooldudeman March 31, 2009
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negligeeable

When two options are roughly equally beneficial. A play on the word negligible withe the use of negligee.
Having sex with a woman who starts out in a skirt is almost equally as good with a woman starting in a negligee. It's negligeeable. A win-win.
by HugeJeans March 5, 2012
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negligent

Dean is negligent.
Stop being so negligent.
Top quality negligence there!
Dean, you're negligent.
by ronneh! December 21, 2005
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