needle dick

A popular insult derived from Adam Sandler's classic movie "the Waterboy".(see example below)

Get off the field needle dick!

Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!

It may be a needle but it works like a sewing machine!

by LarryFromLA October 3, 2007

needle dick

a twerpy, untrustworthy guy

That's a needle-dick motherf#*ker

by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003

Needle Dick

A string thin sharp penis

Omg Joe Tannahill has such a needle dick!

by The best lmao December 21, 2016

Needle Dick

A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"

Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick

by Footlong Larry November 8, 2009

needle dick

an extremely thin dick having the appearance of a sewing needle

bob has a pointy needle dick

by DAR May 1, 2003

needle dick

someone with a small penis. usually insecure and also fat to go along with the small penis.

eh joe, nice needle dick you got there. Looks like a twig and berries.

by your mother sucks cock February 1, 2009

needle dick

A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it.

Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"

by GarethB July 16, 2008