An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.
"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.
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Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.
Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.
Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!
“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”
Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.
“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”
Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.
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- communing with the spirits of the dead
- animating the dead to resemble their once living selves.
- communing with the spirits of the dead
- animating the dead to resemble their once living selves.
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