Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.

by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010

neck up

The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.

In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"

by drew christx June 6, 2005

Neck up you parrots

To harden up, to get thick, to neck up

Neck up you parrots !!!!!

by Batcountry October 25, 2008

neckspring

(IMM) Lydia: a spring
(IMM) Lydia: for the neck

(IMM) Lydia's neck was drooping, so she placed a neckspring on it.

by Spacemoose September 16, 2008

Neckulated

Many meanings, and many usages, at many different times.

guy 1: "His ass got knocked the fuck out!"
guy 2: " Ye his ah got neckulated."

by AsheJawnem August 20, 2023

neck up

the process of downing a beer

Dave: your shit.
John: neck up you clown!

by Morrissey April 9, 2006

neckpussy

When a woman (God forbid a man) sucks a man's penis, and preferably deep throats it. Fellatio Head Oral sex

Man, that bitch gives some of the best neckpussy I ever had.

by That Damn Red November 14, 2007