Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.

Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Nebraska scissor lift

When you have your day uplifted or bettered by Another Woodshop Podcast

I was having a shitty day until AWP gave me the good ol' Nebraska scissor lift!

by AWPee April 15, 2021

negrospeak

n; ebonics

alternate spellings include: negroespeak, negro-speak

see also: mexispeak

"Quit saying fo' sheezy. I'm tired of listening to negrospeak."

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Neurosurgeon

A medical professional who performs surgical procedures on the nervous system of a human (brain surgery, spinal surgery). One of the most physically demanding professions in the world due to the high death rate and incredibly long hours.

This neurosurgeon is operating on my brain because i have a sucky hypothalamus, oh teh noes

I had a spinal cord deformity and was paralyzed, this cool neurosurgeon did sum stuff and now i can walk woot woo go neurosurgery

by neurowobo November 12, 2009

nebraska

Yes, it's actually a state, and no, we do not ride cows to school.

Nebraska- the state known for it's football, cows, and .... well, I'll be honest, that's about it.

by flipflop098 January 2, 2006

nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz

"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007