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Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
by razman March 21, 2004
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near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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near foom

A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity
by Myles Turkynekc November 6, 2007
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Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.
Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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near beer

Beer with less than 0.5% alcohol content, therefore making it "non-alcoholic."
Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.
by x-whatsername-x April 30, 2006
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Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010
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