narcissism

1. Having excessive pride in one's self with out justification, being pig-headed or having excessive self-admeration.
2. A personality disorder charatorized by overestimation of his her own appearence and abilities and an insatiable need for admeration.
3. the element of self-directed sexual desire in the condition.

The man had such a bad case of narcissism, all he thaugh about was him self and how he looked to others.

by Yokubo April 13, 2006

narcissism

1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality

2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself

3. psychological and emotional centering of erotic interest and gratification on one's own body.

From the Greek myth of Narcissus, who fell in love with his own reflection.

Only you can stop narcissism.

I'm always right and you're the one who's wrong. Why? Because I'm a narcissist.

by mandingoe September 15, 2004

temporal narcissism

The self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a TiVo or other media device.
(as described on CNet podcast 591)

-Temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can't rewind the movie they're watching at the movie theater when they couldn't make out what was said.

-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.

by cdova November 14, 2007

narcissism

Being conceited, self-absorbed as f*ck.

Kanye West demonstrates narcissism by saying that if the bible was written today, he would be a character in it.

by madeinsanpablo October 17, 2013

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

Virtual Narcissism

Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.

Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.

The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism

by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011

Narcissism Ratio

The ratio of photos of yourself you've added in Facebook to those added by others. Mitigating considerations may include Korean Tourist Disorder, which compels one to take pictures of oneself in front of every landmark encountered regardless of its insignificance.

Dick: Jane is such a self-centered bitch. She has like 700 photos of herself tagged.
Dave: Srsly. Her narcissism ratio is off the charts.

by calvert February 11, 2008