Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

1. The best movie EVER
2. An okay movie
3. The worst most EVER

1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?"
2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything.
3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?

by derkaderk March 4, 2005

napoleon complex

A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.

George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex.

by TL May 13, 2005

Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.

Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016

Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.

Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.

by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008

dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter

''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''

by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007