i swear on me nans grave

An expression usually used by chavs and the like who want to sound honest and trustworthy. Should (almost) always be interpreted as "I'm lying through my teeth".

"m8 i dont no were ur weed is i swear on me nans grave i dint steal it m8"
"kev i swear on me nans grave i aint never cheated on u"
see also: chav, charver

by narglewarglewoo May 19, 2016

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

my nans a fridge

A term used when your not having a good day.

My nans a fridge yo. I got a an f on my maths test.

by Batty man123 July 4, 2017

Saucing nans

Coming from youtuber Avxry, saucing someones nan is to completely and utterly destroy them

"Bro, Tyler just sauced that guy's nan." "He's been saucing nans since 2003"

by WootWootWest May 27, 2018

Ya Nans Tits

saggy and juicy

woooooooooo ya nans tits are veddy nice

by Braithrussell June 17, 2019

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004

Saucing Nans

One of Avxry's quotes. Means to kill someone in Fortnite really good

Theifs: Nice kill Axvry it was really good
Axvry: Yeah it was a good kill I am Saucing Nans

by bomber_boy9000 May 26, 2018