not even if there's a fire

Another way of saying "not a chance in hell"

You want me to come in on my day off? Not even if there's a fire.

by Chefkangabanga March 24, 2022

Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.

1.Nope

1.

Man 1: Did you bang her?

Man 2: Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.

by Colorburst June 26, 2010

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.

A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*

by 08yu March 21, 2020

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there.

Lolololololololololol BLUE TEXT

You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

by ToffeeisTasty July 12, 2021

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023