noof

a person (in the first-person shooter Call of Duty 4) that steals a teammate's last stand kill

(noofing - the act of stealing a teammate's last stand kill)

Person 1: "Who stole my last stand kill?!"
Noob: "That was me -
Person 1: "You god damn noof!"

by Teh Death Eater January 18, 2009

Noof

1.One who, when speaks, sounds like a complete and total retard.
2.Someone who talks too fast, in an odd accent, and is never understood.

Man what the FUCK did he just say? Stupid ole noof.

by Televizzle Shizzle Nizzler March 21, 2003

noof

ABSOLUTLEY ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!

also, a non-swearing way of saying f***

"go noof yourself"

"noof you!!

"thats noofed up!"

"me and her noofed last night!!"

by noofers July 22, 2009

Noof

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.

by Chris L. August 1, 2018

Noof

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.

While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.

by Fresh Noofs May 21, 2016

noof

an academic work of highly questionable quality, employing low standards and exhibiting a lack of attention to detail

I had an hour and a half to write that paper, and it was a total noof - probably C-

by MrFriend.6969 January 2, 2011

noof

an exclamation of particular intrest for Quesadillas;

informal interjection;

used when a particular person is hungry for Quesadillas

Noof, do I sure want a Quesadilla!

by Ink Cartradge JR July 3, 2007