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British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.
Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.
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Nonce

Originally an acronym of 'Not of Normal Criminal Element' used to label english prisoners convicted of sex offences involving minors, the word nonce has evolved over the years to also be used as a derogatory slang term for calling someone an idiot or a penis. For example,

"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"

It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.

The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.
"Fancy grabbing a coffee and having a little nonce round the shops?"

"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"

"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"

"Have a nonce at this!"
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Charlie's a right nonce.

yeah, absolute pifter him.
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Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.
Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce
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A merciless child molester who grooms kids before bringing them into their van for some juicy jaw breakers
Poor Sofia. Went into big fat strokin nonce Peter Brown’s van and now she’s gonna get her gag reflex checked
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Hey, did you see Ryan the nonce Rowe the other day? he was being a massive nonce
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a man called caleb with a gym teachers moustache and a cum stain in their hair.
did you see that nonce. ima hide my children
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