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Ninja shopping 

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.
Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

Ninja Shower 

Scottish phrase used to describe weather conditions such as Heavy rain showers for short periods of time. Rain that appears out of nowhere and soaks you through to the bone quickly and then disappears without a trace usually followed by more of the same throughout the day.
Aye I got caught by a ninja shower. Oh ya hoor sir there's ninja showers happening. Got soaked by a ninja shower.
Ninja Shower by Kiltednutter August 14, 2017

[Ninja] Seed 

That marijuana seed that makes its way into your bowl/bong even after you're positive that you've meticulously sifted through and sorted all that bullshit out.
[Ninja] Seed by Emdoubleyou February 7, 2009

Ninja Swag 

FiercelyAaron's term for someone with immense swag. Ninja Swag is the highest of swag you can obtain.
I serenaded her with my ninja swag.
Ninja Swag by fiercelyaaron August 5, 2011

Ninja shit 

When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...
I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!
Ninja shit by Jfranklin February 28, 2007

Ninja Smokeout 

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.
remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout
Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010