I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.
by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010
by I Love Ghetto Booty October 31, 2008
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
by Nilf January 08, 2007
by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005
Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007
by FatCobra September 19, 2005
Nilf means Neighbour I want to fuck. People who use it probably have sexual orientation to their neighbour. But that neighbour is probably is male.
by thatemo2007 May 19, 2021