NILF

(N)atty (I)'d (L)ike to (F)inish

I was at a party looking for some beer than out of the corner my eye, I saw her. She was looking so fresh, so good, I just had to go over there and see what's up. This NILF gave me the best night I ever could have expected.

by Pup.N.Sud April 20, 2010

NILF

Newfie I'd Like To Fuck

Timmy: Did you see Alexandra yesterday
John: Yeah, she is one NILF

by I Love Ghetto Booty March 13, 2009

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf January 9, 2007

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck

That guy dizer uses a computer 24 hours a day but he is so hot. he's such a nilf.

by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005

nilf

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.

Oh, me so hoeny me fuck many, many nilf.

by Amoebabadass January 2, 2009

nilf

Nurse I'd Like to Fuck

I saw this really hot NILF at the hospital

nursing students at Fanshawe College

by FatCobra September 28, 2005

Nilf

Nilf means Neighbour I want to fuck. People who use it probably have sexual orientation to their neighbour. But that neighbour is probably is male.

Omg here is the Nilf.
He is such a Nilf.

by thatemo2007 May 19, 2021