necromancer

someone who romanticizes necks

bill: i think im a necromancer

jim: oh

by obamaxcare August 22, 2020

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

necromancer

A latin female with a disturbing amount of upper lip facial hair,thick long curling sideburns, and a near dark unibrow. They have been spotted in graveyards attempting to call upon the powers of the undead.

Whoa, don't look, she's a total necromancer!

by The Doogie September 15, 2008

necromancer

Someone who has sex with dead people. Portmanteau of the words "necro" and "romancer."

Dr. Orpheus: I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am a necromancer by trade. You know what that means, don’t you?

Brock Samson: You have sex with dead people?

by DnB4L April 18, 2008

Necromancer

A shot coctail.
Equal parts black aftershock, whiskey, rum, gin, vodka and orange juice. A dark abomination not for the faint of heart.
Not to be confused with the Arch Lich which also includes absinthe.

Will we be promoting this necromancer to Arch Lich?

by The Chev January 2, 2022

Necromancer

A 65+ year old virgin

Derek from across the road never has anyone over, he's probably a necromancer

by SuperhumanCock December 30, 2023

Necromancer

My alarm clock.

My alarm clock had to be trained to be a necromancer to awaken my dead body every morning.

by Ronnoc Yadim February 7, 2024