SuperhumanCock's definitions

Sage

A 40+ year old virgin

You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.

by SuperhumanCock December 7, 2023

Froglet

A boomer that has a pot belly and tends to be completely oblivious to reality, usually due to being a heavy drinker/smoker.

We ain't goin down that pub to watch the Football blud, that froglets gonna lose his mind if England lose.

by SuperhumanCock August 28, 2023

Necromancer

A 65+ year old virgin

Derek from across the road never has anyone over, he's probably a necromancer

by SuperhumanCock December 30, 2023

Victim Weight

A male that weighs under 90kg, a common phrase used by guys that are insecure about being built like Nikocado.

Oh you're 89.9kg, don't even think about leaving the house then. Your victim weight ass is instantly gonna attract 20 men that are built like Arnold to punt you into orbit, cause that's totally how the world works.

by SuperhumanCock January 12, 2024