Napoleon

A person who puts his penis in his own anus or in other words to screw himself over like Napoleon did when he sent his troops to die in the freezing weather of Russia

Wow dude,you got the girl prego? Nice job Napoleon...

Napoleon by Louis and Clark January 5, 2008

Napoleon

Napoleon Dynamite.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.

Tina: BAAHHHHHH
Napoleon: EAT THE FOOD TINA
EAT THE FOOD *throws spoonful of food at Tina*

Napoleon by HulkSmazh April 3, 2016

Napoleon

1, French military and political leader after the French Revolution, known for his small body and plans for world dominance. Failed at taking over the world once he invaded Russia in 1812.

2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.

Definition 1.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.

Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.

Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.

Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!

Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.

Napoleon by Shrek & Donkey June 28, 2011

napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

napoleon by Numair January 22, 2007

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

Napoleon by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

napoleon by Uncle Dimma February 23, 2015

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

napoleon by Uncle Dimma September 16, 2016