Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

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Pit bull named cupcake

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.

Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"

by Patwub May 10, 2023

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Dumb Nigga Named Dom

A bitch nigga friend of yours that will start a text conversation then continue to be on his phone for another 12 fucking hours, yet will not notice that you texted him back until you tell his bitch ass in person.

Yo I literally can't fucking handle this Dumb Nigga Named Dom, he literally hit me up at 11am yesterday and never fucking saw my message back until, fucking 2pm today... I hate this dumb fuck nigga.

by T-Dog Maloney January 23, 2019

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A Pimp Named Slickback

The name of minor character appearing on the Boondocks episode "Guess Hoes Coming to Dinner". He hates being called "slickback" for short, claiming that his name has to be said all the way through, like A Tribe Called Quest.

Also know as "a nigga in a purple suit".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkt490I0_2I

My name is A Pimp Named Slickback, and I believe I may have misplaced some merchandise at this residence.

by a pimp named A Pimp Named Slickback September 18, 2008

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