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by Igorisgay March 5, 2020

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M.N.P.

stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.

Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.

by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011

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N.P.C

Non-Psychotropic Cannabis acronym.

N.P.C. will not effect your driving ability, or keep you from piloting a plane or boat.

by emilejfagerstromiv May 23, 2019

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E.N.P.

East Natick Posse:

1st generation: Tony, Andy, Marco, Neil and Matt

2nd generation: Mike, Steve, Luca, Bussless, Larry and Nick

3rd generation: Kevin, Derek, David, A.J. and C.J.

Keeping up the tradition

East Natick Posse

by Mike February 9, 2004

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C.M.N.P

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
Requiem: XD

by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

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