Mall Thug

A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.

Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!

by Mcdeltat April 16, 2015

mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)

by xd-40 February 27, 2005

put tank in a mall

It is an alteration of the phrase "p*t*ng ina mo", meaning "m*therf*cker" or "your mother is a prostitute." Obviously it is some sort of curse. It is used to make fun of people who do not know Filipino language.

Hey you! WTF?!! Put tank in a mall!!

by iamunanimous13 February 29, 2016

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

by shnow lady December 9, 2019

Mallcore Rebels

One of the greatest D.I.Y punk bands any one drunk man could create himself. Raw talent and cheap equipment, makes this band undeniably unforgettable. Songs range from such classics as Fuck Global Warming to the awe inspiring Know who you are. Check myspace to book this amazing band to play your city now!

Erick: Fuck man did you see mallcore rebels the other night?

Some other person: No

by Mallcore_rebel April 20, 2009

mall legs

A condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. Sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.

May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.

I can't handle Old Navy right now, Mom. We've been here for three hours and I have a serious case of mall legs.

by Hattrick12488 June 10, 2011