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A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

My Cows My Meat 

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.
Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

My Cows My Meat 

This revolutionary ideology helps to answer one of the most controversial questions in the field of farming revolving the usage of one’s cattle. This phrase is often used to represent the belief that whomever the cattle or livestock belongs to initially shall then be entitled to reap the benefits and resulting products of said cattle. This concept has recently resurfaced in both the farming industry in addition to mainstream society, due to its newly found popular standing within pop culture, and frequent usage among well-known rappers.
Warren: I am going to consume some of the edible products resulting from your collection of livestock, if you don’t mind.

Travis: Nay sire, for you know my motto is My Cows My Meat, I will not be gifting you with the products from my cattle today or any other day.

My body my choice 

A phrase used by most feminists to argue with their man when he asks them to shave their legs or change their physical appearance even tho they ask already a lot from them.
Davie: can you save your legs for me please?
Mary: fuck off davie, my body my choice

my chizzle my bizzle

guy 1: dude,did you check out the my children, my bride concert?
guy 2: my chizzle my bizzle, ya heard?!

My oh my 

He's only here for one thing
But (so am I)
Yeah
A little bit older
A black leather jacket
A bad reputation
Insatiable habits
He was onto me, one look and I couldn't breathe
Yeah, I said, "If you kiss me
I might let it happen"
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl
Tonight, I don't wanna be her
They say he likes a good time
(My, oh my)
He comes alive at midnight
(Every night)
My mama doesn't trust him
(My, oh my)
He's only here for one thing (let's go)
But (so am I)
Look, I'm the type to make her turn on her daddy
DaBaby make her forget what she learned from her daddy
I don't be trippin on lil' shawty, I let her do whatever she please
I don't be kissin' on lil' shawty, she don't be kissin' on me either
She came with you and then left with me, I went up a point, let's call it even (yeah)
Don't like the car she in, gonna end up buying her a new Beamer (let's go)
That girl know what she want, she make me take it off when she see me (let's go)
She say I make her wet whenever my face pop up on TV
I had to say, "No disrespect, gotta do it safe or you can keep it"
Pop star, I'm fresh up out the trap and I'm goin' Bieber
She know I'm a call away, she can drop a pin and I come meet her
Stand next to me, you gon' end up catchin' a fever (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm hot (yeah)
I swear on my life that I've been a good girl (good girl, good girl)
Tonight, I don't want to BE HER
Camila: *sings my oh my*
Everyone else: I SWEAR TO MY LIFE I WILL ME A GOOD GIRL , TONIGHT I DONT WANT TO BE HER🤠🤘
My oh my by ILov3pankak3s January 25, 2020