my baby daddy

Father. Mostly used by single welfare mother in inner cities or married women that never came across the word husband in the dictionary.

Anna: My baby daddy is coming today
Bill: Please, never use that term, ever. It makes you sound like a poorly schooled moron. And then you probably wonder why 'the baby daddy' was beating you on a daily basis.

by Anthony Jonathan June 23, 2007

my baby momma

Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.

by vito90 April 30, 2003

My Baby Tamar

Shes tha Love Of Jasmine's Life!
Shes also tha Bomb Broo!
Shes tha Cookie To My Milk!
Tamar is tha blunt Jasmine Gets High Off!

My Baby Tamar Is Jasmine's Everything!
I love her so much!<3

by Jasminey! February 4, 2009

my baby daddy

I can't remember the name of that thug I gave it up too and now I have a childless father.

Also, I have little respect for myself and even less for the poor little child I irresponsible brought into this world and doomed to poverty.

Yo I don't know who's my baby daddy!

by the voice of reason April 25, 2003

My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 29, 2011

My Baby Bear

A cute fluffy creature that is known to be flipping adorable with soft luscious skin. Do not be fooled these creatures may look cute and cuddly but when provoked they become dangerous and will stab you. They enjoy hanging out at skate parks and Costcos, their natural prey consists of dino nuggets and chocolate chip cookies. They like cuddles and lil kisses. If you find one and end up wooing it they will be faithful life partners forever and ever.

Is a noun and can be used as such, That's My baby bear over there!

by Brandon Dube June 27, 2018

my baby girl is dry

basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)

me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020