Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Matty H

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

matty bumble

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.

Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.

by Cougs75 June 29, 2018

mittyboyswag

a sick mf

“omg ur so cool and swag and hot and sexy r u mittyboyswag from instagram”

by phatmiddies November 23, 2021

Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

on that matty b

To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.

Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.

by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014

Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.

Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"

by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012