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mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.
Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.
by Yourski December 18, 2013
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Liberty Mutual

Some fucking insurance company with an annoying-ass, ear-violating jingle.
Liberty Mutual: "Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty."
Person: (attacks their TV with a baseball bat) "Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Leave me alone! I've had enough!"
by wheelchairmanfromfamilyguy August 12, 2021
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Mutual Understanding

A term used mostly by Filipinos for two people who obviously like each other, but have not yet committed to a relationship. So both parties are still free to go out on dates with other people.

It's a vague area between being friends and boyfriend/girlfriend.

Basically, it's like an open relationship.

(Shortcut: MU)
Guy1: Dude, is Jess your girlfriend?
Guy2: Nah, we just have a mutual understanding.
by LastMinutePanic March 4, 2009
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liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.
Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!
by DR. Bitcoin May 3, 2019
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Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.
"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"
by Collin Jones August 22, 2006
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making a muthler

is an expression for a hobby investment banker going home too early

muthler is derived from mute
damn it, he is making a muthler again ->

this lame guy leaves us high and dry every time
by Nick Leeson January 4, 2010
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mutthal

the one who is obsessed about or is excessively involved in the act of masturbation, a slang usually for single and horny guy.
ab toh shaadi karle mutthal, kabtak muth marega?
Its high time now that you get married, till when will you keep on masturbating?
by jabrafan May 19, 2018
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