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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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mutation

by semph June 21, 2003
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Lustration

The state of being frustrated by a lustful intense sexual desire or appetite. Being unable to relieve the self ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish of or illicit lustful sexual desire or appetite.

The frustration borne of the intoxicating feeling one gets when around a member of the opposite sex one is attracted to and is in Lust for.

Beware: Can if not relieved lead to one becoming Lustarded.
Brendan's textual relations are leaving Katrina in a state of lustration. He should deal with this personally by walking the talk and inviting Craig 'out to lunch' before she becomes a Lustard.
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Lustration

A state of insanity in a male caused by the extreme desire to vigorously make love to someone, but there is no one to vigorously make love to.
Man, that guy must have some serious lustration! He is just running around in public slapping his dick on everything he sees!
by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015
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Menustration frustration

When your on your period and your angry
Calm down you've got a bit of menustration frustration
by Fxck November 4, 2015
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musturbation

Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.
You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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Mutation

Ice Cream terms: My dad invented this term a few years back. It was around Pre-teen or between when I was 9 years old. I secretly called it a "Mutation Mix".

What happens is you mix a few flavors together to make 1. But what I did was mix 2 flavors together. I mixed Black Raspberry with Chocolate Chip and it tasted nice!
person 1: *takes two quart cups of ice cream and opens them, putting first 2 small scoops of one flavor in his dish and then another 2 small scoops of the second flavor*

person 2: Hey what are you doing with the ice cream?

person 1: I'm mixing 2 flavors together to make one.

person 2: Is that a mutation?

person 1: *smiles in agreement* exactly.
by Mutation Mix Master May 19, 2010
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