Text Muscles

When you are able to talk shit via text but not in person

Joe (while showing Jackie his phone): Wow, do you believe all the crap Ashley is saying?

Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.

by KyleReese July 9, 2010

muscles marinara

italian roid head, or any juice head

your in a public place with your friends a jacked guy is walkin around you go "look at muscles marinara over there"

by stillskinsohwahohwah February 6, 2007

Beach Muscles

Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.

Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.

by JimboD October 18, 2010

Skinny Muscles

someone who is really skinny but is really strong and could pick you up.

'He's totally got skinny muscles, he beat me in an arm wrestle'

by Danielle Smiles January 26, 2009

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.

"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."

by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020

Vancouver Island MusicFest

Bizarre yet beautiful Vancouver Island musical gathering with 6 stages over 250 musicians and 1000 wild and wooley volunteers where helicopter dancers flourish, teens come of age, generations of families camp and play and hang out together, babies get conceived in droves and campers delicately balace sleep deprivation, high levels of beer intake and a blissful euphoria that comes with hearing some of the best music on the planet!

Vancouver Island MusicFest is the most awesome event I've ever been to.

by Ms. Vera Lynn February 20, 2010

disco muscles

If someone has disco muscles its means they are a guy who only trains his biceps, pecs, and abs. People with disco muscles normally wear a t-shirt one size too small, and have a hunched over appearance because they don't workout their back.

girl one: look at that guy, he's hot
girl two: naw, he only has disco muscles

by anonymous6737 January 31, 2009