mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.

"Shave your mustache, Jake!"

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.

Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy

by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022

mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.

Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?

by hehe2 July 13, 2022

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024

mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

by show up cat November 19, 2014