Musked

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musked

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

Musked

Paying a deposit for a product you won't ever receive.

Five years ago, I paid a deposit of $1000 to order Tesla solar panels for my roof, the company never installed them, and now they won't even answer the phone. I got Musked!

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked

To be swindled or cheated.

The company that installed those solar panels destroyed my roof, the solar panels don't even work, the company won't come out and fix them, and to top it off, I now have to make 30 years worth of monthly payments for them. I really got Musked.

by Vegan the Barbarian September 16, 2019

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018