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musties

dirty balls, men testicles that are kind of funky due to not washing.
Give you some what? I will not go down there with your musties.
by Angel December 30, 2002
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Mumfie

"The Magic Adventures of Mumfie" is an animated children's television series created by Britt Allcroft in 1994.

Based on the books by Katherine Tozer, Mumfie is a special little elephant who had no one to play with. Every morning he would run to his letter box hoping for an adventure - all tied up in a parcel.

One day, Mumfie realises that adventures do not come in parcels and sets off to the woods to find them. Mumfie meets his first friend, Scarecrow, ungainly and stuck in a field, and then his second friend, Pinkey, a flying pig. The trio then has all sorts of adventures.

Alas, it seems Mumfie's brilliance has been forgotten over the last 15 years.
There are few people who recall this lovable pachyderm. As I recall, there are five beings who believe Mumfie ever existed. I personally blame Dawn French. Then again I blame this women for most things e.g. The great famine, certain cancers, the common cold and global warming.
Person 1 - Remember Mumfie?

Person 2 - Yes.

Person 1 - Good... That makes two of us.
by Benn! =] February 13, 2009
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Poo Mummie

A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.
by Alexnathen December 17, 2008
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Mutie

Mute (noun) is a creature, most often human, who has been mutated by radiation and acuired monster-like properties, such as green skin, huge muscle growth, warts and disfigurations. This is usualy acompanied by lowered intelect, increased resilliance, and an intense hatred of people unnafected (see normies)
Fuckin' muties ain't gonna get in MY bomb shelter.

Them muties have been stealin' my chickens again.
by Pügsly September 29, 2003
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mumther

Your mumther is a kind, motherly person you met on the internet. They love all of their children and hope everyone gets along. Chatting with her can quickly turn into an exchange of heart emojis and other shows of affection that can brighten your day.
"Hey, that chatroom chick is always looking out for me. She's totally my mumther."
by RozelBirb November 15, 2016
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murtied

the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.
by david the painter November 13, 2007
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Mumcierge

Mumcierges are your all-in-one personal assistant for busy parents, who can do a combination of cooking, cleaning, chores and childcare with the flexibility of a parents and the competence of a professional. They create the more time for busy parents to have more time for self-care.
My Mumcierge is holding the fort at home while I'm out on a break.
by Selfcaretorecharge February 26, 2017
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