misery business

An awesome song written by Paramore

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"

by KyleBos January 2, 2008

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details

Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement

by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014

gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.

I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!

by Kingbot December 30, 2008

miserable joy

When a pain or sensation is so terrible and miserable, that it in fact begins to feel rather delightful. Typical in masochists and self hating individuals.

Dan: Ew, this Indian desert is really filling and far too sweet and soggy.

Jon: You're tellin' me! This miserable joy is overwhelming. I simply can't get enough of it.

by MiserableJon March 12, 2009