the juggernaut

To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.

"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"

"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!

"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'

by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008

watermelon juggernaut

An offensive racist term for a big black guy.

You don't know who Michael Clarke Duncan is? He's the god damn watermelon juggernaut.

by Your mom is terrible June 20, 2008

juggernaut

that xmen guy w/ the domelike helmet that kicks everyones ass

silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me. do you no who i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!

by Stoner Boner May 14, 2006

nuggernaut

a massive inexorable nugget that seems to crush everything in its way

Janus: Brian seems like a really cool guy.

Candice: I don't know, he's a bit of a nuggernaut.

by AveryRed May 16, 2009

immane juggernaut

A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path

Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.

by Raven January 9, 2004

juggernauts

an overwhelming, advancing force that crushes or seems to crush everything in it's path.

"we the juggernauts of this rap shit" 50 cent

by james May 21, 2004

Juggernauting

1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.

2. Being an asshole.

1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.

2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."

by aksival February 13, 2007