Muffinstubble

A slightly unshaven coochie

Oh yea, she was rockin’ that muffinstubble last night

by Prezmeyer April 17, 2021

muffinious

A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.

Best positions:

Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour

That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.

by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

muffinious

A pissy little asshole that's so fat she looks like an upside down muffin. Best friend is a hoe. She wants threesomes but is to big to be able to join in on the fun.

Bruh look at that muffinious and her bestie thot.

by Ashmit...! May 23, 2019

muffinious

A fat shit who goes and sucks balls all day, Name is because she looks like an upside down muffin. She is a bj master though, and can give a good lefty cappuccino.

yo look at that shitty muffinious over there

by Ashmittttttt May 29, 2019

Muffiniscus

1. an addict to muffins
2. a disease from eating too much muffins

1. She is the only muffiniscus in our town.
2. My friend got muffiniscus last week.

by muffinworld March 7, 2010

muffinstuffin

Muffinstuffin is the act where a female sneaks her panties off and while thee unsuspecting male or female is talking away the muffinstuffer takes her opportunity to pounce upon her prey stuffing her vagina in her unsuspecting preys mouth thus stufffin her muffin.

Did you see that muffinstffin that Rachael did to myke.He clearly diddent see that muffinstuffin coming,she stuffed her muffin clean down his throat!

by Joey koma August 28, 2022