The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.
by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022
