mertsu

In Finnish; A slightly engorged penis, useless for most sexual acts.

Ei sellaisella mertsulla voinut nussia.

by jarvis400 August 12, 2015

Merthur

Name for the slash pairing of Merlin and Arthur from the BBC television show 'Merlin'.

Person #1: I watched the season finale of Merlin last night. So much slash!

Person #2: I read a really good Merthur fanfic based on that episode!

Person #1: I love Merthur! Send me the link!

by I am an unknown person August 25, 2009

murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.

Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!

by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Mert

beautiful, kind-hearted, loving, cute, funny, humorous, flirty

"He's so handsome, wow"
"I know right, he's such a Mert!!"

"That guy was so flirty with me"
"He was probably a Mert"

by yuokcyn May 8, 2016

mertcan

A boy you'd wish to have in your life. His eyes will leave you breathless and his big heart is noticed everywhere. Doing really dumb things sometimes but at the very end it'll always all of a sudden turn out good.

OMG mertcan is looking this way!! How do I look?

by Ade Lina May 2, 2018

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

Dia de los muertos

The celebration of our loved ones that have passed away.

Dia de los muertos is on November 1st.

by JadatheSavage November 2, 2017