The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
by Whippedmamasboy October 11, 2020
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when stumbling across a pile of dog poo you dip the tip of your shoe in the poo and kick one of your friends in the ass..he or she will ususally go to dust off there pants then realizing there is poo on there pants and now hand..
Yo you jus kicked me in the ass and now theres shit on my hand and ass!Yea man i gave you a muddy buddy!
by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010
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Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.
“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”
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Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal
Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)
by joegarc1 February 14, 2023
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When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.
Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*
by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 09, 2024
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When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.
"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."
by Thirstin Howl May 24, 2020
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a couple who likes to get down and dirty in the mud or who lick powdered sugar pit of each other’s belly buttons.
Girl: Yo wanna be muddy buddies?
Boy: Helllll yeah I do cover me in chocolate and call daddy.
by splashy daddy January 14, 2019
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