cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021

Mucus

The polite way of calling something cancerous, usually in a public setting.

"Ugh there's Jimmy, he's just mucus."

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 14, 2018

cervical mucous

A clinical term for vaginal cum- it is a white, viscous ejaculation followed by a good roll in the hay. Known for its unique scent and being hard to swallow.

You've got cervical mucous all over your face.

by une canadianne tres folle May 6, 2011

mucus

It's a slimy substance that comes out of your nose

Blow your nose man! There's mucus coming out.

by Adaotmr September 20, 2013

Dos Muchos

Too Much.
comes from a mistranslation from english to spanish. literal translation: "two much"

She is doing dos muchos with all that make-up. (As in, she is going overboard to try to impress others)

by Chuggs619 August 13, 2008

Mucrustation

Mucus; in a thin layer of solid state matter. Usually a result of wind or cold weather. Frequently inhabiting overly cool, crotch rocketeers upper lip.

Zeke removed his retro viking biker helm to reveal an unfortanate case of mucrustation.

by jacobwrestledtheangel September 9, 2010

Mucus shoe

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 20, 2022