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Viggo Mortensen

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005
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Morteza

When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!

Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Damn, have you seen that Morteza?!
by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012
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mortacci tua

Literally it means "Your fucking dead ones".

It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
"Li mortacci tua, ma che cazzo stai facendo!?"

"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
by Ministry of Swearing March 28, 2014
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Mortal Kombat

Badass fighting video game with so much blood and guts it was almost banned from North America.
Joe Lieberman wanted to BAN Mortal Kombat.
by FoolishCat December 22, 2004
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morthlic

Half Mormon-half catholic.
My mom is Mormon.

My dad is catholic.

Therefore I am morthlic.

The struggle is real.
by Morthlic king September 22, 2013
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Mortdogged

To get blessed or screwed in Riot's videogame Teamfight Tactics. The verb is derived from the name of Riot employee and TFT design director called Mortdog.
Very prominent element of the video game is randomness. However, players like to pretend that Mortdog is responsible for everything that happened.
This catchphrase is getting out of hand and players and streamers are using it outside TFT to describe anything (un)lucky that happens in their lives.
Ex 1:
Streamer 1: *has three 4-costs*
Streamer 1: *gets Recombobulator augment on 3-2*
Streamer 1: "holy shit I got mortdogged"
Soju: I went 8th again...
by vildae June 27, 2022
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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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