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county mountie

Trucker term used to describe local (usually rural) law enforcement, such as a sheriff or deputy, that is not part of a statewide highway patrol law enforcement unit.
Trucker 1: Hey there Eastboud, what'd'ya leave behind ya?
Trucker 2: Westbound, you got a county mountie takin' pictures at about the 112 yard stick.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver, you're clear all the way to K-town.
by grizzled March 17, 2006
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Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010
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grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
by nothing exciting December 30, 2016
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full mountie

Being fully nude except wearing a mountie hat
I walked in on Ted and he was full mountie; where did he get the hat?
by Ebanks January 4, 2010
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brokeback mountie

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
by busterboner August 29, 2009
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Bast Mountie

A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.
Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro
by Explode_Bomb August 18, 2011
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Mountception

A mountain within a mountain, a mountain in which the true summit reveals itself from half way up.
Mountception is the worst thing that can happen to an obese person climbing a mountain
by Jockmchaggis August 26, 2013
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