Montrocity

Montrocity is the name given to an individual who is extremely cocky and likes to believe they are God. They tend to think that they are better than everyone and that they are the coolest kid ever. In reality someone who could be considered Montrocity
is always a huge faggot with enormous amounts of greasy body hair, the structure of Jabba the Hutt, the IQ of a slug, and the looks of a dead whale. The Montrocity will usually end up becoming a child molester.

Montrocity: "Hey, you guys have to do everything I say cuz I'm the coolest kid here so you better obey my commands."
Guy1: "I don't have to do shit you homo."
Montrocity: *cries* "Fine! I will just chill with my tool homies then!"
Guy2: "Yo, who was that douche?"
Guy1: "Oh he's Montrocity, what a little bitch right?"
Guy2: "Hell yeah dude that kid was a huge faggot."

by TheWampaJesus December 29, 2012

monstrous cock

Really big dick, cock, or penis

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤

by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

Monstroctopus

(n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

by WTFwill July 21, 2009

montroes

montroes is a below living standards town in the yarra ranges of victoria. montroes is also known as "troes" is home of bogans and "the dog", the "h-bomb" spends alot of his time their. montroes has an extremely bad fish and chippery (do not go their)

example 1
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed

by idonthaveanothername August 28, 2006

Dirty Mostow

A sex move that has been described as tense, fearful, arousing, evil, and seduction. There have been 16 reported cases of Mostow sporco, 13 of those ended in a slow and painful death, 2 ended in a coma and 1 ended in the recipient going insane. The term has also been called Mostowing, or to Mostow it up. The Dirty Mostow is a womans most sensual dream but also her darkest nightmare

Hey Babe Drink This, And Now Get Ready For The Dirty Mostow

by SwaggaChuzzle August 16, 2010

Anthony Mastrogiacomo

neckity neck neck neck neck. bimbus bimbossia bimusville

that Anthony Mastrogiacomo sure does like dick

by yuh dat wayy November 4, 2013

mostron

The greatest amount or quantity of stupidity.

Superlative of moron.

Most moronic

Mark might be a moron, but Chris is really the mostron.

by FatYellowOne July 21, 2021